porko-rosso:

heirdragonair:

porko-rosso:

theprisonindustrialcomplex:

programmerhumour:

true

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this isn’t a joke 

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Reminder that someone programed pokemon red into minecraft using redstone and it was completely playable

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kisses-from-the-stars:

when you walk out of the room during an argument and you hear them say something under their breath

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msannedree:

rowan-fcb:

causewecan:

creamsifemme-kitty:

totallynotthecops:

scars-of-stars:

dragonsrequiem:

deigns:

its-jakeperalta:

deigns:

petl0vers:

celebrity–outfits:

its-jakeperalta:

10 REASONS TO ADOPT A PET

  1. You save a life.
  2. The cost of adoption is less than buying a pet.
  3. Most shelter animals have had medical treatment and are spayed/neutered, microchipped, and up to date with vaccines.
  4. There are more unique pets to choose from in shelters. Age, breeds, mixed breeds, and personality choices are greater.
  5. Many are already trained.
  6. Your bed is pre-warmed on cold winter nights.
  7. Animals are just ready to love you, no matter what.
  8. Adopting from a shelter opens a cage for another pet who needs a new forever home.
  9. An adult pet takes the guess work out of determining size, thickness of coat, and energy level.
  10. Mixed breeds are unique compared to purebreeds and may have less genetically inherited health problems.

Take this quiz to find out which dog is right for you!

Please adopt some lovely doggos

As someone who just adopted a third doggo from the shelter, please do it if you can find a dog right for you. Those shelters do everything they can to keep them alive, but it’s a family that keeps them happy.

Okay, but is there a quiz for which shelter kitty I should get?

@deigns​  good u asked, yes!!! sorry I forgot to add that one, anyway here is it

What Breed of Cat should you get?

Ty jake peralta

Plus? Those animals in the pound? They KNOW that they are on death row. My first dog as a married woman was an eleventh hour adoption. A 13-y-o basset hound mix (pound said they thought he was 11 because they were trying to save him by making him sound a teeny bit younger) and he was “Til death do we part” loyal. We lost him 4 years later to cancer, and we (the family had grown from 2 to 3 humans) were devastated.

My sister? Fosters cats, and ended up with a charmer who’d been hit by a car. Sephiroth is a well loved asshole, and his brother, Cloud (a stray who found a sucker bet), is almost canine levels of friendly.

Be a superhero. Save a life. Rescue.

As someone who has worked in a shelter for two years and watched many of my babies go to their incredible forever homes, you wouldn’t BELIEVE how big of a difference you can see in the animals’ behavior from being in the kennels to even just a few minutes after leaving. When their new owners are filling out the paperwork, there’s already a new spark in their eyes. They KNOW they’re going home; they know they’re getting to be loved the way all animals deserve to be. There are so many beautiful animals in shelters that get overlooked. Next time you’re searching for a companion, check your local shelters and rescues. Not only are you getting a companion, but you’re saving a life.

I got my Norwegian Forest Cat from a shelter. He’s huge, and never shuts up, and is moody and a prolific hunter (or was. He’s not allowed out), and the biggest cuddliest mamas boy on the planet.

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i just adopted my first cat from the humane society ! her name is Persephone and she’s 14 almost 15 years old. i love my angel so much.

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I got all three of my cats from shelters and they are honestly so appreciative! They are amazing little creatures and have become the light of my life…. please adopt!! You won’t regret it and neither will your little ball of fur.

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This cutie used to be a stray in Greece. A lot of people try to poisen them, because there are so many strays there (which is the peoples fault. They buy puppies and leave them on the streets when they are older).

I‘m happy, I had the chance to safe my little lady. I still wish to safe more. They are always so happy when you only pet them or just give them a bit of attention.

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My babies Penelope and Eloise were irresponsibly let outside without being spayed. Both got pregnant and their owner dumped them at the shelter two weeks before they were due with kittens. Due to being full to capacity, they were immediately at the top of the kill list. Thankfully a foster rescued them, got them healthy, helped them birth nine healthy kittens between the two of them, rescued four more orphan kittens that these girls adopted and nursed, got them ALL fixed, got ALL THIRTEEN kittens good homes, and I adopted these silly, destructive, adorable, loud, cuddle bugs. They’re a bonded pair, and they’ve brought light and love and laughter into my life. Please adopt!!!! Please fix your pets! Save a love, be compassionate, and find your best friend!

I’m typing this here cause I feel like I’m finally cracking. My mind is filled with dark thoughts. All I can imagine is that I use a razor or any knives hidden in my kitchen for my wrist. I’ve never cut myself before, and I’m afraid that if I do it, I’ll anger my mother. She is the root of my depression, yet I can’t leave this house. I don’t have a job. I don’t have a car. It is 3 a.m. and I can’t fall asleep. My mother never hit me, but her words hurt. If I fail a class, she would berate me, making me feel worse than I already have. All I have left is my boyfriend and my close friends, but they’re not up at the moment to help me cope. If anyone can give me advise, or even words of encouragement, I would really appreciate it. Thank you for taking your time to read my post.

vinebox:

dailytweets:

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“Hey. Funny seeing you out here.”

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shadowpiratemonkey7:

gyey:

sufjanstevens420:

this cat is VERY small and VERY round, 10/10

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unbelievble

@certified-kindergartner

(Source: weloveshortvideos.com)

bears-official:

gigi-tastic:

typhoidmeri:

why-animals-do-the-thing:

n-a-blue-box:

11213372:

docwithtardisfez:

wildlifewednesdays:

A porcupine’s Halloween present (+ original sound effects)

I had no idea giant porcupines made fucking precious sounds

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THAT’S THE SOUND IT MAKES!?!?!?

UN-BE-FUCKING-LIEVABLE 

We got asked if this is cute and okay. I can very happily say yes, this is stupid cute and those are happy porcupine noises. 

One of my favorite things about doing zoo work was all the noises you never realize the animals make when they’re excited or interested in a new thing. Coatimundis squeak and snuffle, and giant porcupines make that sound. 

Omgggg the sounds.

Teddy is back on my dash and all is right with the world

WE ALMOST TO OCTOBRE POST OF PUNKINBEARS

nbitchn:

ladyclaudine22:

catchymemes:

Very slick aren’t you all?

His face: “Y'all think I didn’t know?”

😂😂😂

THE GUCKIN MUSIC

pussy-and-pizzza-x:

catchymemes:

Doggo Halloween costumes have peaked

😭😭😭😭😭

badjokesbyjeff:

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agenderblues:

staff:

lilltcross:

What if the tumblr staff made this update on purpose to see our funny posts about it

Not the purpose, but certainly one of the joys. 

oh my god why do you literally hate your users

spartanlocke:

harukami:

grace-brisbane:

echrai:

I’ve always loved Will’s split second face of “Barbossa? What the fuck? When was he an option?!”

and then there’s Barbossa’s reaction. omg

This was the best wedding in cinematic history and if you don’t agree with me you’re wrong.

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Confusion, distress, realization, and relief. 

wizardscience:

jakemorph:

spiderman literally doesnt have a single spider power. his webs are fake and even his climbing shit is because he can like manipulate molecular attraction or some shit. he may as well be called sticky man

aw shit kids get in the car here comes sticky boy